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Historically, there have been a lot of dick jokes on Crass Cuisine...... AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

I love the dish sausage and peppers for two equally compelling reasons:

First, being neither Italian or American, I am naturally very interested in Italian American cuisine. I love Italian food and I love American food, but the classics that are created by Italian immigrants making a new life and new foods in America will always have a special place in my heart. These are comfort classics that warm you up from the inside out. Which is especially good if you happen to live in Vancouver right now, enjoying our daily 6 inches of rain and skies that look like 8pm at 10am.

Second, handling a sausage has always, ALWAYS had the same effect on me: I immediately pretend it's a dick. I do this in precisely two situations: When handling sausages and when pumping my own gas. Since I don't have a car and haven't for years handling sausage is pretty much my only chance to exercise my latent penis envy. I guess that's not really a dick joke, it's more a dick-related story. Plus I think it comes up so much because I love the word. Dick. DICK DICK DICK.

This particular dish is an Italian-American staple that can be served for almost every meal:

Sausage and Peppers

serves 4-6

1 large or the equivalent of about 1lb of sweet or spicy Italian sausage
6 tbsp extra virgin olive oil
2 medium yellow onions, thinly sliced
1 red bell pepper, stemmed, seeded and sliced into strips
1 green bell pepper, stemmed, seeded and sliced into strips
1/2 tsp crushed red chile flakes
4 cloves garlic, finely chopped
1 cup chicken stock
1/2 tsp dried oregano
sea salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste
2 tbsp finely chopped fresh parsley

Bring sausages, 3 tbsp oil and 1/3 cup water to boil in a skillet over medium-high heat; cover and simmer until sausages are half-cooked, about 8 minutes. Uncover and cook, turning until sausages are browned all over, about 5 minutes. Transfer to a cutting board and cut into 1 inch pieces. Set aside. Return skillet to heat along with remaining oil. Add onions and bell peppers; cook until soft, about 6 minutes. Add chile flakes and garlic, cook until fragrant, about 2 minutes. Return sausages to skillet along with stock, oregano and salt and pepper, boil. Cover and cook until sausages are cooked through, about 10 minutes; uncover and cook until sauce is slightly reduced, about 4 minutes. Sprinkle with parsley and serve.



Oh fuck yeah. And you know what else? This dish tastes even better the next day. Get some. Sausage and dick, preferably.

Jessica

http://www.crasscuisine.com/

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 Chinese Chef of the Year Competition's award winning dish for 2011 - Sauteed Geoduck with Egg White by Executive Chef Tony Luk from Jade Seafood Restaurant


2011 Critics' Choice Award Winning Dish "Durian Pastry" by Dim Sum Head Chef Jian Ming Lai, Rainflower Seafood












Chinese Chef of the Year Competition's award winning dish for 2011 - Sauteed Geoduck with Egg White by Executive Chef Tony Luk from Jade Seafood Restaurant


Fried geoduck fritters




Photo Credits to Maurice Li 
MauriceLi.com

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As Phife Dawg said "Head for the border, go get a taco".

It is old news but Tacos Tecalitlan is a worthwhile stop when you are in Bellingham.  This taco truck on Guide Meridian gives you enough reason to choose the Aldergrove port of entry.  At $1.25 a taco the value is amazing, and with a variety that includes beef, pork, chicken, pork stomach, deep fried pork, cheek and beef tongue it is a must stop when you are hunting down cheese at Costco in the states.

The tacos kick ass on the burritos and the horchata isn't always available but these prices put our food trucks to shame.   The hot sauce is spicy and tasty and the shells are fried with a nice crisp edge just the way I prefer them to be done.

Go follow Phife Dawgs words.

Taco Tecalitlan
5309 Guide Meridian
Bellingham, WA

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'Tis the season to be givin', and o'er at Slop Press, we have our eyes on more than a few lumps of coal. If you're stuck with the holiday shopping, or a hellish Secret Santa conundrum that you just can't solve, here's a few gift ideas from our stable of contributors.

Check out the Slop Press gift guide here.

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Not much shocks me anymore, so I was duly impressed by nature when I rocked into my local Whole Foods and saw these bad boys:


What the actual fuck? I've never heard of them before either. They’re pretty spidery and creepy up close, but they smell wonderful. They’re basically a lemon with no juice. I did some research and this is what I found:

"Buddha's hand is a fruit of the citron variety that has a thick peel and only a small amount of acidic flesh (if any), is juiceless and sometimes seedless. Buddha's hand fruit is very fragrant and is used predominantly by the Chinese and Japanese for perfuming rooms and personal items, such as clothing. The fruit may be given as a religious offering in Buddhist temples."

I did buy one, not because I wanted to eat it particularly, but because I thought it would make an outstanding prop that me and the girls could have hours of lowbrow fun with. And when you’re right, you’re right. For your viewing pleasure, a photo essay starring Carri Ann:

What can you do with a Buddha Hand? Anything! Everything! You have to ask??!! It’s so many things!

It’s a beauty pageant crown!


It’s the star on top of your Christmas Tree!


It’s an fashionable oversize ring!


A deformed hand!


Puke!


A dish scrubber!


White girl dreads!


A potted plant for the office!


A jewelry holder!


A genital wart!


A comb!


A royal family fascinator!


And it’s not just what, but who!!!!!!!!!!

Carmen Miranda!


Bart Simpson’s Hair!


A giant undersea creature that eats boats!


A googly-eyed octopus!


An undersea anemone!


WHEW! Right?

Alas, I wanted this to go on forever, but we had to get back to work, and also, just like a regular lemon, mine is going bad. What am I going to do with it? I’m drying it. It’s going to be used as rind in one of my many holiday baking experiments. Stay tuned.

Jessica

www.crasscuisine.com

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Trader Joes is one of my favourite places in Bellingham.  For those who don't know let me introduce you to your new favourite place.   

Trader Joes is a relatively small grocery store but they are the kings of co packing.  From what it looks like to me, they source out their favourite products, and then get these processing plants to produce a similar product for their brand.  The store's shelves are packed with packaged products including the best selection of nuts and trail mixes, amazing chocolate covered things (edamame, sunflower seeds, cookies and tons more), and tons of great frozen foods.   They have a great booze selection where you can get a bottle of wine for about 4 bucks.  

It is easy to run up a hundred dollars so beware.


LIMEADE - A FANTASTIC DRINK AND AMAZING WITH VODKA OR ADD SOME SODA AND IT TASTES LIKE FRESH LIME SODA FROM INDIA.


BRUSSELS SPROUTS ON THE STALK - CRAZY

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We got to meet John through a Sea Choice meeting held by the David Suzuki Foundation.  John is an awesome man, who is also a commercial tuna and salmon fisherman.  He obviously is a wealth of knowledge and has created some video showcasing how to fillet you fish and the best way to freeze your fish.  His salmon preservation video is awesome because it combines three common freezing techniques used in industry.


  • Plate Freezing - Putting the salmon on a cookie sheet is similar to how a plate freezer works.  The metal will conduct the cold much better than just putting the salmon in the freezer.
  • Sea Glaze and Block Frozen - The salt water in the bag acts as a sea water glaze which will help protect the fish from freezer burn and oxidation.  It also is similar to how fish can be block frozen.





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Got you bird yet?  If not consider this.  Get your bird from our friends over at Mo Meats.  They are ethical (for every five birds sold they are giving one away to the food bank), and they offer an amazing product.  Mo Meats sources their product from Two Rivers Specialty Meats.  For those of you who haven't heard of the name, Two Rivers provide food to many of your favourite restaurants and their fine product is free of antibiotics, chemical feed and hormones.  

If that is not enough, they deliver (in Vancouver and North Vancouver).  So you don't have to transport your 15 lbs bird on the bus like I did for Thanksgiving.


Plus free Rub N Thug

www.momeats.com
sales@momeats.com