The Winners of the Nandos contest were
I would take the colonel so he can see how much better nandos grilled chicken is than his KFC!!!!!!!!!!!!
When i proposed to my new spouse, i scratched at the ground and sang like a chicken in a cafe right across the street from the new Nandos on Davie...we have a secret chicken dance that we've done for each other since we started dating! It was crowded and full and patrons thought we were insane...and she said yes.
So yes, I would take my new spouse :)
(and if it helps, we are both chickenheads, eating neither beef nor pork)
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